Love thy lawyer
Everyone loves a quickie – so here’s one…
We all know that lawyers are not very well liked.
I’ve no idea why, I’m delightful.
Let’s get the lawyer jokes out the way –
How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
You won’t find a lawyer who can change a light bulb. Now, if you’re looking for a lawyer to screw a light bulb…
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a rhino?
Lawyers charge more
Etc etc chortle snort
But some of us do actually want to help you know. Some of us are even cost neutral – gasp – because of the fees and fines we help you avoid.
I get it – I don’t like paying my accountant or all my insurances or taxes any more than you do, so I know a lawyer’s bill is generally unwelcome… But can you imagine what would happen if there were no lawyers? Anarchy I tell you! (Yes I know, I’ve left myself wide open to jokes about the utopia that may very well exist without us – sigh)
So take the time to find a lawyer you trust, respect and – dare I say it – like! We do exist and we do want to help you.
Come on – what’s your best lawyer joke?
I’m open to barbs 😉