Love thy lawyer

Everyone loves a quickie – so here’s one…

We all know that lawyers are not very well liked.

I’ve no idea why, I’m delightful.

Let’s get the lawyer jokes out the way –

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?

You won’t find a lawyer who can change a light bulb. Now, if you’re looking for a lawyer to screw a light bulb…

Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy

What’s the difference between a lawyer and a rhino?

Lawyers charge more

Etc etc chortle snort

 But some of us do actually want to help you know. Some of us are even cost neutral – gasp – because of the fees and fines we help you avoid.

 I get it – I don’t like paying my accountant or all my insurances or taxes any more than you do, so I know a lawyer’s bill is generally unwelcome… But can you imagine what would happen if there were no lawyers? Anarchy I tell you! (Yes I know, I’ve left myself wide open to jokes about the utopia that may very well exist without us – sigh)

So take the time to find a lawyer you trust, respect and – dare I say it – like! We do exist and we do want to help you.

Come on – what’s your best lawyer joke?

I’m open to barbs 😉

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